The Commonwealth of Evil Empire of chicken is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, fear of technology, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 472 million chickeniaens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The sizeable but inefficient Evil Empire of chickenian economy, worth 25.9 trillion Noes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,844 Noes, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Evil Empire of chicken's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evil Empire of chicken is ranked 222,159^th in the world and 101^st in Palatine for Safest, scoring 25.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.